Charlie Brown and PETA

PETA wrote me a letter about animal research. I wrote back with a photograph of Charlie Brown.

Stop the drip! Ace Hardware yard makeover contest

Drip, drip, drip my garden would be perfect if I could stop the drip from the air conditioner removing the moisture. Solar electric panels would save energy, solar electric panels could keep my house cooler all day and no drip. I deserve funding for this genius idea. This benefits us all.